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两人搞笑英语对话篇一 男:Hello, I’m Ben. May I ask you some questions?Hello, I’m Ben. May I ask you some questions? 女:Hello, I’m Ben. May I ask you some questions?Sure. 男:Hello, I’m Ben. May I ask you some questions?What is your father’s name? 女:Hello, I’m Ben. May I ask you some questions?Happy! 男:Hello, I’m Ben. May I ask you some questions?Then, What is your mother’s name? 女:Hello, I’m Ben. May I ask you some questions?Smile! 男:Hello, I’m Ben. May I ask you some questions?Are you joking? 女:Hello, I’m Ben. May I ask you some questions?No! That’s my sister! I am Kidding. By the way, are you a census staff? 男:Hello, I’m Ben. May I ask you some questions?Of course not. 女:Hello, I’m Ben. May I ask you some questions?Go ahead. 男:Hello, I’m Ben. May I ask you some questions?OK. Your name is Kidding. Kidding, I'm going to start a band. Will you join us? 女:Hello, I’m Ben. May I ask you some questions?Sure, Ben. I'd love to be in a band 男:Hello, I’m Ben. May I ask you some questions?OK, good. Which instrument do you play? I heard that you can play piano very well. 女:Hello, I’m Ben. May I ask you some questions?Piano? I don't play an instrument actually. 男:Hello, I’m Ben. May I ask you some questions?What are you good at? 女:Hello, I’m Ben. May I ask you some questions?I sing. I like music with great lyrics. 男:Hello, I’m Ben. May I ask you some questions? So do I. Who else do you think can join us? 女:Hello, I’m Ben. May I ask you some questions?Well, Dave is supposed to be a good one. 男:Hello, I’m Ben. May I ask you some questions?Really? What does he like? 女:Hello, I’m Ben. May I ask you some questions?He prefers quiet music. 男:Hello, I’m Ben. May I ask you some questions?Good. How about Harry? He plays the guitar, doesn’t he? 女:Hello, I’m Ben. May I ask you some questions?Yes, but Harry loves loud music such as disco . 男:Hello, I’m Ben. May I ask you some questions?That's OK. I often go to disco with my friends. 女:Hello, I’m Ben. May I ask you some questions?You mean we can play both loud music and quiet music? 男:Hello, I’m Ben. May I ask you some questions?Why not? 女:Hello, I’m Ben. May I ask you some questions?What kind of music style do you prefer, Ben? 男:Hello, I’m Ben. May I ask you some questions?Oh, I like music that I can dance to. But we have one problem with our band 女:Hello, I’m Ben. May I ask you some questions?what is it? 男:Hello, I’m Ben. May I ask you some questions?I'm not a musician and I can't sing. 女:Hello, I’m Ben. May I ask you some questions?Are you joking? 男:Hello, I’m Ben. May I ask you some questions?No, that’s your sister’s name. Just now I was kidding. 女:Hello, I’m Ben. May I ask you some questions?Well, that makes sense?! 两人搞笑英语对话篇二 Where is the father? Two brothers were looking at some beautiful paintings. "Look," said the elder brother. "How nice these paintings are!" "Yes," said the younger, "but in all these paintings there is>The elder brother thought for a moment and then explained, "Obviously he was painting the pictures." I Wasn't Listening Mother asked her little daughter who was reading a book. "What are you reading, dear?" "I don't know." the little girl answered. "You don't know? But you were reading aloud, so you must know." "I was reading aloud, mummy, but i wasn't listening," explained the child. 两人搞笑英语对话篇三 I Have His Ear in My Pocket 他的耳朵在我衣兜里 Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked, "What happened?" 伊凡鼻子流着血回到家里。他妈妈问，“发生了什么事?” "A kid bit me," replied Ivan. “一个男孩咬了我一口，”伊凡说。 "Would you recognize him if you saw him again?" asked his mother. “再见到他你能认出来吗?”妈妈问。 "I'd know him any where," said Ivan. "I have his ear in my pocket." “他走到哪里我都能认出他，”伊凡说。“他的耳朵还在我衣兜里呢。” 两人搞笑英语对话篇四 he won 他赢了 tommy:Hello, I’m Ben. May I ask you some questions? how is your little brother, johnny? 汤姆：约翰尼，你小弟弟好吗? johnny:Hello, I’m Ben. May I ask you some questions? he is ill in bed. he hurt himself. 约翰尼：他害病卧床了。他受了伤。 tommy:Hello, I’m Ben. May I ask you some questions? that's too bad. how did that happen? 汤姆：真糟糕，怎么回事儿? johnny:Hello, I’m Ben. May I ask you some questions? we played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won. 约翰尼：我们做游戏，看谁能把身子探出窗外最远，他赢了。