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Joke: Whos Guilty?-Fool joke

来源: 2017-09-16 20:59

Joke: Whos Guilty?

A man and a woman were asleep like two innocent babies. Suddenly, at 3 O抍lock in the morning, a resounding noise came form outside... 

The woman, sort of bewildered, jumps up from the bed and yells at the man:
- 揝hit!, that must be my husband!?

So the guy quickly got out of bed , scared, and naked. He jumped out the window like a crazy man, smashed himself on the ground, went through a thorn bush, then he stood up and started to run fast to his car. 

Just a few minutes later he returns and tells the woman:
- I抦 your husband, you slut!!! 

So the woman answers:
- Oh, yeah?!! And why were you fucking running?!! You son of a bitch! 

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