Joke: Occupations-Fool joke

A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living. 

Timmy stood up and said, "My mom is a Doctor!" 

Sarah stood up and said, "My father is a professor!" 

Little Johnny stood up and said, "My dad is a piano player in a whorehouse!" 

The teacher couldn't believe what she had just heard, so she made a point of calling Little Johnny's father that evening. 

When she told him what Little Johnny had said, he told her, "Actually, I'm an attorney, but how am I supposed to explain that to a seven year old?"