Joke: Tshirt Slogans for Women-Fool joke

# I'm busy. You're ugly. Have a nice day. 
# Warning : I have an attitude and I know how to use it. 
# Remember my name - you'll be screaming it later. 
# Why do people with closed minds always open their mouths? 
# I'm a multi-tasker : I can talk and @iss you off at the same time. 
# Do NOT start with me. You will NOT win. 
# You have the right to remain silent, so please SHUT UP. 
# Don't @iss me off! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies. 
# Guys have feelings too. But, like . . . who cares? 
# I don't believe in miracles. I rely on them. 
# Next mood swing : 6 minutes and counting. 
# I hate everybody, and you're next. 
# Please don't make me kill you. 
# And your point is . . . 
# I used to be schizophrenic, but we're OK now. 
# All stressed out and no one to choke. 
# I'm one of those bad things that happen to good people. 
# How can I miss you if you won't go away? 
# They aren't hot flashes, they're power surges! 
# Of course I don't look busy . . . I did it right the first time.