Joke: New Person In Prison-Fool joke

A new man is brought into Prison Cell 102. 

Already there is a long-time resident who looks 100 years old. 

The new man looks at the old-timer inquiringly. 

The old-timer says, "Look at me. I'm old and worn out. 

You'd never believe that I used to live the life of Riley. 

I wintered on the Riviera, had a boat, four fine cars, the most beautiful women, and I ate in all the best restaurants of France." 

The new man asked, "What happened?" 

"One day Riley reported his credit cards missing!"